Mr. wolf says "Oh sure, you & your sweet bitch come over & I'll make you lunch" and so we're all "oh food!" and the we get there & he has a freakin' HAMMER and NAILS and says "OK, boys! Lets see you make a BED!". So we think he's joking, right? And we're all "this is wack, where's the dang tofurkey?!?" and it turns out he's serious, he runs a sweatshop furniture factory & now I'm a slave making ¢.38 a week to make beds. From particleboard! Jeez! If I knew anything about programming, I'd be up to $1.26, but I dropped out of ITT so there you have it. Still owe the bastards sixteen grand. Harumph.

Dick Wolf is a BAD MOTHERFUCKER. He is the Pimp of Pimps, he is the DICK OF DICKS. He fuckin ROCKS.

He is the 1337 haX0r that pwnz0rz my a$$, man. He totally hacked into my assgina! All my asses are belong to him! Oh Noes!@1!

He's a big bad monkey, a real good guy, a fuckin awesome cook, a totally hot geeky weirdo and a complete douchebag at all the right times.

Also, whoever you are, he can kick your ass, bitch. Ph33r.

...do I get the free nachos now?

FREE DEATH RUINED MY LIFE AND THANK GOD FOR THAT

seriously, tho. not only is this man smarter and more creative than you, he is twentythree times the 'crazy wacky psychopath' you think you are. and he tickles and cuddles better, and smells better, much much better.

and he'll beat you to a fucking pulp, asshole.

that said, if you don't worship this exemplary super-organism, there's seriously something fucking wrong with you, capeesh?

Satanic has the boom boom that you want

Nyah! Nyah! I got to sleep with this hot piece of man flesh for months and months on a dirty mattress in a crack warehouse in Oakland! Represent!