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Prison swoll

   Tue, November 1, 2005 - 12:21 PM
I wonder if I went to prison (or the pen as I like to call it) for say a year if I'd finally emerge in shape? I mean strictly 3 crappy meals a day, an hour to workout as if I'd have anything else to do, and the constant struggle to keep my mouth and butthole pecker-free. Seems win/win to me.

This whole freedom just ain't workin' out.



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Tue, November 1, 2005 - 3:05 PM
we know you wouldnt fight to hard... heheh
xxoo
Wed, November 2, 2005 - 7:15 AM
no jail fer you
come to california instead
Fri, March 31, 2006 - 9:39 AM
You know, I've thought about that too. I have a lot of reading to catch up on, it would be a chance to get really toned, I could perfect my "prison wine" recipe, plus I would get to be somebody's bitch. Sounds like a good deal all around. So how are we going to land ourselves in the pen?