Ode to Narcissism

hmmm.....i DO whine don't i......but not so much in this post

   Mon, April 21, 2008 - 10:13 PM
i was actually all set to whine about my work out today, but other than being sore (God help me tomorrow) i'm pretty freakin' jazzed about it. my boy and i got these cool "Smart Keys" from the community center we just joined. it's really just a glorified USB key but it not only keeps track of your exercise, progress, goals, blah and blah....it tells you what machines to lift (weights) on, how many reps to do, how much weight to do, blah and bladdy blah. that is of course after we had an initial assessment w/a trainer who went 'round with us to determine how sad and out of shape we are-lol. but i'm pretty psyched about this. it'd be great to actually gain a bit o' muscle (not to be confused w/ a bit o' honey.......that is pornographic i'm sure......oh wait, not that's candy. OH LOOK A CHICKEN!) while losing some o' the fat.

the other really cool thing that happened, oooo besides the Rockabilly Prom we went to......darn........too many thoughts......er......backing up.

so we went to a Rockabilly Prom. I posted pics. It was da' bomb. We all looked cute. the end.

anyway, so the other really cool thing, was that FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER i got clothes given to me. see, i'm FOREVER giving clothes -in lump sums mind you-to other people. i got to fat, i got too skinny, i don't like these anymore, i'm giving up pink for LENT (not really.....i love pink.) whatever. there is always SOME reason i'm gettin' rid of clothes. but i NEVER get them from someone else. seriously, i think the last time was when Bellatrix was still living in L.A. and gave a few of her things. that was a hundred and forty-eleven years ago. And the other cool thing about the chic that i got them from, is she is totally built like me (pear shaped) and nearly EVERYTHING fit great and looked great! yea! i love karma/the golden rule/whatever. i gave clothes to Andi, I got clothes in return. works fo' me!

AAAAND the other other cool thing is I got a WICKED cute vintage lookin' dress from Chop Tops for ten bucks. it totally rocks and has cherries all over it.

oh, backing up again, the clothes i was given are all "normal" (and i use the term loosely) sizes. not a lane bryant tag in the bunch! yea!



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Tue, April 22, 2008 - 5:31 AM
roflmao....I love you. For anyone who's reading this who has never met you in person, this is the best written demonstration I've seen yet of how you really talk. I so need to get you the OH LOOK A CHICKEN! t-shirt anf frankencholi it for you...

ps...you called me Andi -- no one's gonna have any idea who the hell that is... :)
Tue, April 22, 2008 - 6:14 AM
well they will now. lol

i mean BELLATRIX!
Tue, April 22, 2008 - 7:24 AM
Congrats I am happy for you...I wanna go to a rockabilly prom...
Tue, April 22, 2008 - 9:13 AM
Want a pirate-themed, rubber ducky-shaped vibrator to maek you feel better??? You could rub-a-dub-dub it on all the sore muscles....
Tue, April 22, 2008 - 4:15 PM
I bet a rockabilly prom is fun!!!
LOL Bellatrix....the pink one! definitely the pink one.
Sat, April 26, 2008 - 10:28 AM
Good for you both! Starting to workout IS A PAIN IN THE EVERYTHING at first - but it gets better (so they keep telling me). I've been going for 7 weeks now and I usually hurt only the day after now instead of all the time. The first 4 weeks were HELL. You already look great, just wait until you've been working out for a bit!