The Dog and The Bull Bow Down to The Ram!

That's Downward Facing Dog and Old Bull. Two Topanga Bands with a Sprankle of Twang ah'twixt 'em! (...and 50 cent Haircut has just been added to begin the festivities)

In honor of our Blazing Bounty of Aries Henchfolk, we mark the day - FRIDAY, APRIL 11th, 2008 - as a celebration and chance to finally spank a lot of 'em.

THE GATHERING WILL COMMENCE about nine pee em at the TOPANGA ROADHOUSE - in the words of that old Twang Wrangler, his self, "the oldest and most happening party spot this side of the Mississippi."

Some observers preedickt a late set involving some kind of "BULLDOG" conglomeration. And others have gone on to say, "Everybody's gonna get wildt."

Contact members of either band if you need more information. Or solve the clue, "What if HAPPY TRAILS was not plural."

21 AND OVER

NO DOGS!!! EXCEPT DOWNWARD FACING ONES AND SEBASTIAN - THE UNEQUIVOCAL RULER OF THE REALM.

BYOB OR BOTTLE. THERE WILL PROBABLY BE SOME ROTGUT RYE AND DOMESTIC BEER AVAILABLE GRATIS - THOUGH YOU SHOULD TRY AND TIP THE BARTENDER. BUT IF YOU WANT TO DRINK SINGLE MALT OR FANCEE BEER ALL NIGHT, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO BRING YOUR OWN. PLEASE REBMEMER TO DRANK RESONSIBLY.

FIVE $$$$$ GETS YOO IN