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They Spout Filthy LIES! LIES, I say!October 27, 2007
I'm writing another one. Because I want to be on your page now.
Jackie is the master of many things. They include: Ordering plain rice in an awesome Japanese restaurant, speaking fluent Russian accent, perverting normal video games, Falling to the floor, taunting a certain 'fake daddy' we all know, drawing comics, coming up with RANDOM crap and so very much more. In short? I love my buddy, and you all should too. It's just that simple. April 15, 2007
You are just...CRAZY-obsessed with me. Seriously. Those pictures you recently uploaded proved it.
You're...kind of odd, aren't you? ;) But it's flattering. And mostly amusing. No more blogs with pictures of me in my undergarments. I'm skinny. Get pictures of Cary Grant in his underclothes or something. Regards, Fred Astaire March 29, 2007
Jackie may seem at times like a charming and quiet character but is actually a female demon in disguise; with a serene exterior which hides an unpredictable, mysterious infernal spirit. Moments of seriously pensive and lady-like behavior alternate with fits of seemingly insane childishness. She can mope in the shadows like an uber goth and then have a girly cat fight with her dance partner. Sometimes you will find her bragging about being prettier than a certain practitioner of the art of dandyism who deigns to aquaint himself with her, but in her more sane moments she realizes how impossible that is... March 29, 2007
Beautiful, inspiring, and a buttload of fun. I don't mean that in a nasty way, more in a "so vehemently in awe of her that my descriptions must include a lot of swearing as emphasis."
MINE! I mean... I can share. >_> <_< March 22, 2007
This charming and slightly evil young lady has many subtle gifts..Most of them are strange, but since being weird is one of them, who can judge? Anyway - Jackie can read your mind, so watch out. No matter what you do, try to hide your negative feelings and she will pounce on you. Then she will mope with you until you are cheered up by her mutual gloom. Jackie has a rabid and dark imagination, which you can see by the look in her eyes, if she was a mutant with super-powers, we would all be either on fire or being forced to dance a polka-schnell like puppets...At any rate, she is the best person to hang out with between waltzes and the most fun to make faces at while dancing.. Oh and she has perfected the art of teasing Gregory, which is very amusing...
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I'm prolly not going to be on tomorrow, so here's your greeting early. :)
Wed, February 13, 2008 - 11:14 AM
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I hope you all have excellent holidays!
Mon, December 31, 2007 - 12:38 PM
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HOMG ON FRIDAY I MET CRISPIN GLOVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sun, December 16, 2007 - 6:59 PM
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My mom and I were driving to the Castro Theater to see his 8:00PM show, but we were running a bit late because: a)We stopped for food and it took forever and a day, b)There was a bunch of traffic, and c) THERE WERE NO MOTHERFUCKING PARKING SPOTS ANYWHERE. ANYWAY, I was obviously about to start screaming Thin Man-style from anxiety, when all of a sudden my mom says, "Come on, Dad, help us get a parking spot." and all o... read more
1. Who was the last person to call you baby?
Wed, September 12, 2007 - 7:02 PM
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...dunno. 2. When shopping at the grocery store, do you return your cart? ...what? 3. If you had to kiss the last person you kissed, would you? Who was the last person I kissed? 4. Has someone ever sang a song to you? Yep. 'Twas sweet, but embarassing. 5. Do you play Sudoku? I play it, but I never finish. 6. If abandoned alone in the wilderness would you survive? Uh...I don't want to be abandoned plzkthnx. 7. If y... read more
1. NAME:
Tue, June 19, 2007 - 5:07 PM
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Jacqueline 2. IS THAT YOU GIVEN NAME? Yes...although I've never liked it. 3. IF YOU COULD CHANGE YOUR NAME, WOULD YOU? AND IF SO, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE IT TO? I really love the name Lydia...so probably Lydia Violet Nell. 4. PASSIONS IN LIFE: Writing, Doodling, Music, Dancing, Singing in the Shower, Making others happy, Visiting with my brother, being depressed, laughing...lots of things, but who cares? 5. WHAT KIND OF A PERSON ARE YOU?: The kind that tends to obs... read more
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I think I pretty much covered it in my general interests. But if you have short-term memory loss or you're too lazy to scroll up, here's a little more about me (cuz you know, I'm SUCH a fascinating person. *cough* sarcasm*couch*). In the process of learning French, although 'attempting to learn' would be a better way of putting it. I love the language, I really do. It's just that I have a lot on my mind, so it's hard for me to remember everything I've learned. Am currently researching effects of divorce on children for...uh...myself. Yeah, you honestly shouldn't listen to me, because half the stuff that comes out of my mouth is nonsense. Seriously. Oh yes, I LOVE Tim Burton. (was that random? I think it was. Just a little .) Anything made by him has been seen by me. Well, ALMOST everything. I haven't actually, you know, pulled up a list of all his works and gone off to track them down. As you can see, once I get started, it's hard for me to shut up. So if I ever start to annoy you, just give me a friendly, "SHUT THE F*** UP!" That'll do. :)
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