To all shiny newcomers... let me make this perfectly clear..PLEASE READ THE PROFILE BEFORE YOU EMAIL ME! So we can both avoid an awkward situation of me telling you to go back and read the profile so you can understand why I am not interested in being the 3rd wheel in the mix with your smarmy fucking husband/sleazy girlfriend...whom I dont even know, I might add.
"Go sell crazy someplace else. We're all stocked up here."
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Bohemian. Love. Lover. Seeker. Creator.
I try hard to be a good person, walk a spiritual path (that's Spiritual NOT religious mind you) and always have integrity. I'm told I am understanding, easy to talk to, I give good advice and that I am sagacious. (insightful and wise..I had to look it up too. lol) I'm playful, creative, silly, spunky, deep, friendly, very outspoken, occasionally quiet, strong but occasionally fragile and fiercely loyal.
I am very much a homebody and I like to entertain friends in small intimate groups. Quality not quantity. I just dont do well in large crowds anymore. So I don't go out much unless I know it won't be to a busy place. Forget going to movies or clubs on weekends. It won't happen.
I love art and all things beautiful or obscene as well as sacred or profane. I'm in love with my computer (please dont be jealous)I also love my dog, a rottie named Monster and my cat, Lucyfur. I love to eat good food, paint, watch movies, take walks...I'm a sucker for romance.
I have tattoos and piercings. I want more...but I dont get into tattoo sites n groups n stuff... I dont need to be part of some society of it. And Im not all into always checkin out other ppls ink..unless I meet them. Its like.. vaginas and dicks.. I dont really give a fuck what someones looks like... unless I know them and am in love w them.. then I wanna behold it as part of who the person is.
I am not a typical chick and because of that most of my friends are male. However, that being said, I still retain my femininity and I love being treated like a Princess. I love shopping. I love being taken shopping more. I love pink things, glitter, baubles and beads and other shiny stuff to adorn myself or my home with.
more pics of me, my dog Monster and cat Lucyfur can be found at my photobucket account :
photobucket.com/albums/v394/yuriination/
my current homepage is at
www.yuriika.com/ and my other website is
www.yuriination.com (which is currently down at the moment but Im workin on it)
.... I sniff crotchless panties..sometimes while a crotch is still in them.
I am quirky. I can be fairly lazy and unmotivated unless prompted by others. I'm often late for everything cuz I take forever to get ready. (so, if you want me to be somewhere on time tell me the arrival time is at least 30 mins sooner than it actually is) I have what I call "o0o Shiny Syndrome". It's the Yurii version of ADD. I do the yummy dance in my seat when I'm eating something I am really enjoying. I get a single random hiccuup every now and then. Just one.
I love words. Brevity is not my strong suit, so if you don't like reading long emails don't bother asking me stuff...because I will tell you, in great length, what I think , feel, believe...and intermittently go on tangents both related and completely unrelated.
other little things like life passion, aspirations, regrets...
hmmm lets see.. my life passion Id have to say is the persuit of love, freedom, fighting censorship, being mindful of being a spiritual being, embracing femininity, my sexuality, Self discovery, and last but not least... my artistic expression. Its taking me a long time to unbury myself from the heap of emotional tar that was force fed me as a kid. I'm still chiseling away at it...bit by bit. But I can say, with confidence, that I have definitely tapped into that creative energy I knew was buried inside for so long and now that I have, the floodgates are bursting open, I am constantly working on some kind of artwork and I am loving life more than ever before.
aspirations... to be whole. To, as I mentioned, discover my artistic expression and do art and have it be my life.
I have wanted to have a child someday. I just did not want to die not having had the full experiance of being a woman. To reach the full capacity of what my sexuality is all about. To intentionally create life from Love. Nurture it and teach it to love so that they too may nurture others and teach love. Too many stupid and selfish people are breeding. I think its important someone consciously takes the responsibility to give the world more love.
And now it seems I am going to have that opportunity because, as of Jan 2007, I'm pregnant. :)
A lot of profiles only tell people the positive, polished versions of themselves... Well, here are things that are not bad but that some people seem to have had issue with in the past. I happen to admire myself exactly as I am and what I don't like about myself I will change on my own when I am ready to. If you can relate to or deal with these "quirks", we're gonna get along just fine.
Contrary to popular belief, especially at 1st glance of my profile here, I am not a new age hippy. Lables are for boxes. Boxes are for dead things.
I wear my emotions and my heart on my sleeve. (which is why its all crusty with snot cuz I keep wiping my tears and my nose on it) I am direct, honest, open and truthful. I have scruples. I have no problem opening up or telling someone exactly what I think...of anything. Some interpret it as "in your face" or "brutal" honesty and find it vitriolic or harsh. Sometimes I am told its not always so much what I say but how I say it. My "tone" is often an issue with people and is often,in my opinion, misunderstood or misinterpreted. If you have an easily bruised ego or overly sensitive and are not open to passionate discussions or strongly worded opionions then I suggest you keep your distance because you will most likely think I am angry at you when I am not. I will not be held responsible for your emotions. They are your emotions. I have my own to look after. That being said, when I share my thoughts, feelings or opinions my intentions are not to hurt or insult others so if you cant take that fact into consideration and take things said to but not directed AT you personally then take a look at your own ego and do not seek to control me because you think I am wrong. I will genuinely be sorry for how you feel but not be sorry for what I say.
Please, never assume to know what I think or feel.I will be honest about how I feel always. There are no suprises. Ask me, I'll tell you. If you think I am mad, ask me if I am mad. But if you have to ask, Im probably not otherwise I would have told you already. But if you ask or if you share something with me I dont want to hear you whine about me telling you what I think just because its not what you wanted to hear or I didnt feed it to you with a sugar coating to help you swallow it easier. I wont use manipulative forms of communication like that.
I say what I mean and I mean what I say. I don't play games so do not play them with me. This includes but is not limited to; guilt trips, pouting, projecting your shit onto me or other emotionally manipulative tactics. I despise sneakiness, evasiveness, hot headed temper tantrums or violence in people. I do not have the time nor the room in my world for people like that. You will be confronted or called out on it and abruptly dismissed from my life. I don't dig people who feel they need to lie to gain my affections or respect. I'm sensitive and nurturing but my dark side is emotional and snappy. I can have a short fuse and a razor sharp tongue...but that never lasts long. I can also have infinite patience and be unusually understanding and forgiving.
Sarcasm is my friend. Irony introduced us. One might even call me sardonic and occasionally snarky. Call me a 'skinny little cunt' and I'll smile and say "Thank you for noticing." :)
Sounds scary so far, doesn't it? I'm told I can be very intimidating but don't let it frighten or intimidate you. I'm really not a ball of anger waiting to be hurled at your head. I've just had it up to my eyeballs with people who think they can get over on me. Once you get to know me you can see I'm just a cheery little girl who always wants to play and love.
