I put out a fire!!

I moved to this house outside fresno to fix it up, and the dry brush behind the house fucking caught fire!! I cam running out with an extinguisher, fast as a mo fuckah, and put out all the flames around the propane tank. Then when the tank was spent I went Froddo on the rest of the burning dry grass. I stomped that shit out like a rhino in Africa. The fence had caught fire so I went for the hose and was back on the attack. Then the fire dept came and took over.

The fire took out the power cord going to the house and in the darkness I tripped in the garage and hit my face on something. Now I have a big ol' cut above my eye and another cut below it. My stomach just calmed down and it's been a few hours. Seeing your house surrounded in flames which are circling in on your propane tank can be a little fucking freaky. I'm glad I know how to handle myself in emergencies. So on top of fixing the pipes so the house can have water, installing a coi pond and gazeebo in the front yard, building a large vegetable plot and mending a broken fence(which is now a bit charred), AND cleaning the fuck out of the entire house. I've now also saved the house from burning down or blowing up. Yeah yup yup.

It's bed time

The firey vixen of my dreams

She's out there somewhere.

That firey red haired demi-Goddess with whom I shall fall in love.

Perhaps you know her, or maybe not.

Chances are she's on another star system and won't come to our star until 2012. (Redheads did build the pyramids ya know)

If you are in contact with this heavenly beauty point her my direction.

Give her a peicce of my clothes that I might be tracked by scent while miles off in the woods.

If she's an assassin, hire her to find me and bring me in alive and unharmed. I'll test her ninja abilities. If she succeeds you re to have a priest readied to marry us once I'm conscious again.

If she is in another dimention I'll ask you to teach me to channel her consciousness into my body where I'll make sweet love to her through myself.

If' she's in another country inspire her to WWOOF it over to the gratitude farm on Maui and I'll meet her at the mystic waterfalls.

If she is a woodland nymph I'll grow fur on my legs and horns from my head and I'll play a magical tune on my flute to coax her into my arms.

If she is your neighbor have a potluck party and I'll make muffins, really, really good muffins.

If she is you friend throw a fundraiser where you auction off handsome bachelors such as myself. Give her a wad of cash and tell her she has to out bid a psycho hose beast who's out to get me.

If you are a millionare make belive we have both one a contest and we get to sail a biodeisel cruise ship on an all expense paid trip around the world for 80 days.

If you're reading these to her and she's laughing and want to meet me. Please oblige her.

If you are she and are reading this please oblige my desires to meet you.

If you see her yet do not know her take the opportunity to introduce youself as someone with a friend on a quest to find a beautiful redheaded soul-mate.

For all other scenarios default to getting us in the same place at the same time.

I thank you

Bring me a red head!

Please great provider of all good things bring to me my twin flame and, if I may, bring her with flaming red hair.

That's all I ask. Forever and a day have I longed for a scarlet beauty to grace my life. As if it's programmed into my being.

Walk into a room full of people and I promise my eyes will find the firey haired vixen before all else.

Bright vibrant green eyes would just be the cherry and chocolate syrup on the bananna split.

Woe is me woe is ME!!

For none other shall I pursue

Camp Gratitude manifests on the Playa

For all of you lovely folks going to Burning Man I will be at 3:30 and Estuary founding the very first Camp Gratitude!!!

Come and see me cause I love you bunches and bunches. Even if we've never met come see me.

Be Love,
~Zachar the Sorceror

Camp Gratitude Fundraising Party!

Camp Gratitude Fundraiser

Join us at Inquiry, a new art space in Oakland, for our fundraising dance jam.

Dress as your supressed self! Is there a part or yourself or the world that you are saying "NO" to? What better way to shed light than to dress up as that character and shake your booty. It could be your inner child, a portrait of autority, the president, or whatever else you have said no to in the past. Now is the time to bring positive energy to the shadow side while groovin' and movin'.

With trapezez artists, massage, silk artists, oracle readings, ariel silk dancers, and face painting!

Dj Carlos, Telephone Jim Jesus, DJ Divinity and yours truely doing throat singing.

Come one come all

$10 at the door. All proceeds go to Camp Gratitude for it's fist year at Burning Man!

Visit us on the Playa. Camp Gratitude at 3:30 and Estuary

Inquiry @ Peralta Studios
2121 Peralta St. Suit 138
Oakland, CA 94607

Gated parking for your ride too!

Zachar's Big Red Van

Yaaaaay-yeeeeaahhh!!

That's right folks you've tuned in just in time!

After a five year long stint of no license and only three times behind the wheel our very own Zachar is getting his own wheels! WOOHOO!!

Not only that, it is a diesel folks, and with two tanks it's gona be a BioD/Veggie double team. Coming to you with four captins chairs and a queen size bed in back. Cd player, soon to be custom curtains, and a custom shade awning make this baby a perfect camping chillin machine. With a tow pakage and new brakes we are burning man bound!!

Now you get another chance to help me to help you which will help me. Thats a full circle of helpings folks. And what that means is I give body work, you get bodywork, I continue to afford Big Red Van, and then I give more bodywork. Win win win situation. Yeah! Remember that the sessions are 2-3 hour long sessions including pulse and tongue diagnosis, and a blend of various acupressure techniques along with guided healing imagery, energy moving,and intuition. I love it and so can you!

Aight. I'm so stoked right now with the flames of life. It's time to bring this conscious empowerment into the dream world.

Peace be you.









p.s. I like being faux whatever and copying posts as blogs.Ha ha haaaaaa!

To my community

Hello my loved family.

I am taking steps into the world of sacred service and buisness. My plan is to start a "summer camp" and retreat center based around the philosophy of abundance and sustainability. Camp Gratitude is my new life goal. Everything you'd find at a boyscout camp, like Camp Wente, plus meditation, yoga, reiki, breathwork, sustainable living work/playshops, acupressure classes, natural building work/playshops, permaculture gardening, and more. My goal is to have time for kids only, teaching them how to create and live in a sustainable community, for a month or more. Then to have time for adults to come and have fun at camp again like when they were kids. With work/playshops for them which you might find at retreat centers such as Esalen.

This will be my gift to the world. Teaching all generations to build and live in healthy communities that are in synch with the earth. To bring the ancient wisdom of elders from many cultures together with the ingenuity of todays eco-minded youth and raising generations to come in a world where there is enough for everybody.

This letter is also a request of my community. I am not yet well versed in the ways of buisness, and all of you have many other abilities and insights that could aid in manifesting my goals. Right now I need to write a five year buisness plan, so if any of you or any one you know would be willing to assist me i would be most grateful. Additionally any kind of help you are inspired to offer is greatly appreciated. Even if it's just some kind words of encouragement and confidence. Thank you all for being and for helping my dream come true.

Cheers,
~Zachar

Generous artists needed!

Hey Y'all,

Many of you know that I'm planning a theme camp for this year at BurningMan. A lot is gonna be needed to make this dream of mine a reality.

I'm planning a benefit party with Bettina and (DJ)Carlos. I would like to also sell some art and crafts of us awesome local artists. All profits will go directly into the camp.

If any of you artist folk have any of your work that you could donate to be sold at our benefit party I would be most grateful.
I'll be making dream catchers, jewelry, and what ever else I can think of, so any thing you do would be great.

Much love all,
~Zachar

Pondering the search

You ever have the feeling that your searching for something that you aren't sure how to explain? I'm fairly certain you have, as has everyone at some point.

At this point I don't know what it is, and yet I can feel it. Is it a person, a relationship, a class, a teacher, an experience, a shift in consciousness?? I would say YES. But is it one in perticular or is it this yearning for something to change drastically?

True, I would love to find a girl and fall in love. I would love to experience what it's like to have a signifigant monogomous relationship for a long time. Is that what this is? Yearning for somebody? I do feel complete within myself, though I would love to experience coming together with another person complete in themselves and create together. Yet, is that what this feeling of searching is for?

There are times which I'd love to find a Master of life who's energy and teaching resonate with my own. Who can and will inspire myself to become dedictated as a padawan apprentice. Is that what I am beckoning forth? Perhaps I will just become my own Master like a ronin samurai of feudal japan, but what will be my "Sword" that I may master. Perhaps, as well, I will master the jack of all trades. Gaining mastery over many trades and skills and becoming a master teacher myself. Yet, is that the answer to my burning question?

Is it merely the urge to have already manifested all my current plans? Am I just getting antsy about not having these things finished even though I know they will all take time, energy, and effort from my part and others contributin as well? Between Camp Gratitude theme camp at Burning Man, the greater idea of Camp Gratitude the Spring/Summer/Fall camp, my independant martial arts movies in the works, my acupressure schooling, and my backyard treehouse projects I know I have pleanty to do and it's all getting done in its due time. I know everything has to go through all the stages of growth. So is it just a feeling of wanting these to already be in fruition?

Could it be a knowing that a massive consciousness shift is occuring, and that I am eagerly awaiting in anticipation? It's hard to deny that the public is waking up. Even though I live in the priveleged enlightened bay area I can still see it happening all over the country and world. People becoming aware of the environment and our communities. Finally seeing the seeds of consciousness sprouting themselves within the greater populace. Is it that my being is anticipating the critical mass of consciousness reaching it's most critically massive point?


All these are true and could be my answer or perhaps they are all true and yet not what my inner flame is searching for. Maybe it's a close encouter with extra-terrestrial extra-dimentional beings. We shall see. As the moments continue to bleand into one another i shall keep striving onward and upward. Continuing to reap the benefit of my past leasons to fully engage in the teachings of the everpresent NOW. Perhaps my question is being answered even right now.

I wonder.