She is a comedic & spiritual wedgie from city of Angels. POOT!!!

YOU'RE THE TOP

At words poetic, I'm so pathetic
That I always have found it best,
Instead of getting 'em off my chest,
To let 'em rest unexpressed.
I hate parading
My serenading
As I'll probably miss a bar,
But if this ditty
Is not so pretty,
At least it'll tell you
How great you are.

You're the top!
You're the Colliseum.
You're the top!
You're the Louvre Museum.
You're a melody from a symphony by Strauss.
You're a Bendel bonnet,
A Shakespeare sonnet,
You're Mickey Mouse.
You're the Nile,
You're the Tower of Pisa,
You're the smile
On the Mona Lisa.
I'm a worthless check, a total wreck, a flop,
But if, Baby, I'm the bottom
You're the top!

Your words poetic are not pathetic
On the other hand, Girl, you shine
And I can feel after every line
A thrill divine
Down my spine.
Now gifted humans like Vincent Youmans
Might think that your song is bad,
But for a person who's just rehearsin'
Well, I gotta say this my gal:

You're the top!
You're Mahatma Gandhi.
You're the top!
You're Napoleon brandy.
You're the purple light of a summer night in Spain,
You're the National Gall'ry,
You're Garbo's sal'ry
You're cellophane.
You're sublime,
You're a turkey dinner,
You're the time
Of the Derby winner.
I'm a toy balloon that's fated soon to pop,
But if, Baby, I'm the bottom
You're the top!

You're the top!
You're a Ritz hot toddy.
You're the top!
You're a Brewster body.
You're the boats the glide on the sleepy Zuider Zee,
You're a Nathan panning,
You're Bishop Manning,
You're broccoli.
You're a prize,
You're a night at Coney,
You're the eyes
Of Irene Bordoni.
I'm a broken doll, a fol-de-rol, a blop,
But if, Baby, I'm the bottom,
You're the top!

You're the top!
You're an Arrow collar.
You're the top!
You're a Coolidge dollar.
You're the nimble tread of the feet of Fred Astaire,
You're an O'Neill drama,
You're Whistler's mama,
You're Camembert.
You're a rose,
You're Inferno's Dante,
You're the nose
On the great Durante.
I'm just in the way, as the French would say
"De trop,"
But if, Baby, I'm the bottom
You're the top!

You're the top!
You're a Waldorf salad.
You're the top!
You're a Berlin ballad.
You're a baby grand of a lady and a gent,
You're an old Dutch master
You're Mrs. Astor,
You're Pepsodent.
You're romance,
You're the steppes of Russia,
You're the pants on a Roxy usher.
I'm a lazy lout that's just about to stop,
But if, Baby, I'm the bottom
You're the top!

You're the top!
You're a dance in Bali.
You're the top!
You're a hot tamale.
You're an angel, you, simply too, too, too diveen,
You're a Botticelli,
You're Keats,
You're Shelley,
You're Ovaltine.
You're a boon,
You're the dam at Boulder,
You're the moon over Mae West's shoulder.
I'm the nominee of the G. O. P.
Or GOP,
But if, Baby, I'm the bottom
You're the top!

You're the top!
You're the Tower of Babel.
You're the top!
You're the Whitney Stable,
By the River Rhine,
You're a sturdy stein of beer,
You're a dress from Saks's,
You're next year's taxes,
You're stratosphere.
You're my thoist,
You're a drumstick lipstick,
You're do foist,
In da Irish Svipstick.
I'm a frightened frog
That can find no log
To hop,
But if, Baby, I'm the bottom
You're the top!

You know that feeling, when you hit your funny bone.. it reverberates through the whole length of your arm or leg... it hangs on, it makes you giggle, laugh until tears stream down your face...

you remember that feeling always, and everyone you meets knows exactly what that feels like... and all who watch it in motion laugh along...

well, that is this girl... but even better.. even more vibrate, more reverberating... you crave it....

thank you for pulling the artistic, musical string in life that reminds us how alive.. life really is....

The basis for all knowledge that I have gained. Okay true, some of the things learned aren't useful in the world outside of this web, and other knowledge learned gets me into trouble, I am grateful none the less. I love to surf her webpage daily and catch a mongo wave of irony which sometimes crashes me down into the sands of contradiction. Love ya sister, and miss you lots.

i think i'm going to silkscreen a T-Shirt that says "NSFW" and send it to you.
i'm thinking it should be really, really small.

one of the truly great on trite.net.
w/out her it would'nt be worth it.

Zennie's only flaw is that she lives too far away!!!

Zenia is continually suprising me with her perception, her wit, her compassion and her wisdom. In the landscape of LA, real depth and quality people are the exception rather than the norm, and Zenia stands out like a beacon of warmth.. She has given me faith -followed quickly by huge belly laughs.

Thanks Zen, for existing. I adore you.

HaPpY BiRfDay to Zenzen, one of the funniest folks I know!!!

Zen Zen is my all time favorite person on Tribe that I've never met. She's wise, she's sexy and she has they most freaking hysterical sense of humor. I read her blog like I watch good a good series on HBO, you just can't wait for the next episode. One day I'll make the pilgrimage to LA to visit the temple of Zen Zen.

Zen Zen iz ze real deal!
shes got laughs and sex appeal
shes got energy and spunk
wits, and giggles, even funk
whos that lady in her eyes
in a human disguise
none other that Zen Zen
she's off the charts of 1 to ten
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One of most openly proud people I've have ever come across!
She's whipsmart and she knows it...I find that very refreshing,
especially in a world where being self-effacing is the rule of the day,
She's got and she flaunts it!
A True Super Heroine who Battles the Forces of Evil!
She even has a super hero name!

A ray of sunshine...
piercing a shrouded sky...
in the early morning...
as seen from the desert floor.

Zen? Yea, I knews her. She the one wif those queefs 'n uzzer noises.
A right fine filly, i'ffn yood ask me. An' no finer sock puppet could be gotten for love or money. Not even if ya paid in Euros.

Have you noticed when she queefs, her lips don't move? Hawt.

HaPpY B@@BdAy!!!!

I would eat pancakes out of a paper bag for this lass. She's the Shiznick!

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To ~zenzen~

All of my fluffer love and dead pool greatness!

nerdwagon

How could you not love this person? She is the most adorable human I have ever met. Seriously.
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zenzen might just be the most well-loved person on all of tribe.net. Whatever she's doing, somebody ought to find a way to bottle it up and sell it.

Talking to the zenny. Talking to the zenny zenzen.

Everytime i see zenzen, harvey sid fisher tunes play in my head. I presume this is a good thing. I think. Is it? IS IT??????

Sometimes I feel so happy,
Sometimes I feel so sad.
Sometimes I feel so happy,
But mostly you just make me mad.
Baby, you just make me mad.
Linger on, your pale zen eyes.
Linger on, your pale zen eyes.

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hail satan.

do you know this woman? i don't...


at least, not well... nor in person... and i am a lesser djin for that...


but what i DO know is that she is one of the (VERY) few that truly deserve to be part of the Tribe25...










if i actually believed in a Tribe25.

I even put that basketball underneath my pillow
Maybe that's why I can't sleep at night
I need help, ladies and gentlemens
I need someone to stand beside me
I need, I need someone to set a pick for me at the free-throw line of life
Someone I can pass to
Someone to hit the open man on the give-and-go
And not end up in the popcorn machine
So cheerleaders, help me out

(Basketball Zen, I got a Basketball Zen)
(I got a Basketball Zen, oh baby, oo-oo-ooo)

I can honestly say that ~zenzen~ was the most professional on screen personality I had the pleasure of fluffing while working for PBS.

The highest compliment I have to give is that she told you before she blew in your mouth.

Thanks for the memories. I haven't washed my face since...

Love,

Nerdwagon

Zenzen stole my tribe-cherry.

Then she used my mom as an avatar.

Then she started appearing in all my private tribes posting things like "ha ha I stole your tribe-cherry and your mom is my bitch".

Totally inappropriate.

Zen Zen ate my brain, but I didn't mind, I think.

I fucking Love Zenia... Here sick sense of Humor and brilliant choice of images never ceises to Amaze me/Enlighten me/and Arouse me! And not only that she's gotta be one of the best Huggers I've ever had the pleasure to enjoy... She's 100% Goddess, All The Way...

=)

Nice Kitties. Nice Zen.

I think your profile is lacking this.

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If it's bad advice your looking for she'll hook you up!
She's 30.608 x more popular than myself and has more kickass avatars than most of us have friends. I'm proud to be her 698th!

Zen doesn't have 700 friends yet, and she's not LisaBunny, but she's still OK in my book.

<no one will read my testa-moanial, she has so many already...>

I lurves you, ZZ - you is the sistah woman!

Have I mentioned that you are hilarious?

Well if i had a older sister, i would want Zen Zen to my sister!! I love you Zen. YOU are LOVED!

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I was not paid.

((((((((((ISIMP))))))))))

Another Zany Zealot for the Zentastic One. Zenith in my heaven...Goddess Supreme...all worship her as she spreads hilarity throughout the universe...she brings light to our dark matter.
SMOOCH SMOOCH SMOOCH!!!!

Is the hour of darkness cold?
It nourishes me with small insects and discarded clippings,
A hair paddle taint.
I sprout many nude feelers and embark on the brown trawl.
Call, a cry of sticky arm!
The two deformed friendly placenta pups find noblemen milking the bearded citizens.
a discovery of the detail to control the edible animals!

Yoda es fuertissimo. El puede vencer a Count Dooku. Pero Jesus es aun mas fuerte. El tiene muchos poderes

jeebus! i haven't written a testamonial for zenzen? what the hell is the matter with me!

Looking forward to finding out more about this oh so strange one who shimmers her beautiful madness amongst the dull, dull and
drab drones of Earth! May we all channel the freak within and resist the conformity of modern, industrialized, empire building, mind numbing, consumerism addicted, pathetic, fantasy obsessed, drug hazed Borg culture!
(opps, that slipped out) More on Zen as I get to know her better!

Zen's the supreme defender of fur, champion of the trolly challenged and all with the best avatar ADD I've seen. I think she's tops! :D

I still have no idea who this person is. I love her.

I have no idea who this person is.
But she can make the word "flanging" sound sexy, and that's all right in my book.

an enigma, a presence and a freakin' nutjob!

yeah, i like it.

I LOVE miss thang. Sometimes when I dress up, I like to pretend I'm her. She gets around tribe more than I do...

*BOING!*

Big Sis I came back for YOU

happy birthday !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

we love you toooooo zenia ! You rock ! hailee was asking about you last night, she said "where did Z go"
ha ha
hope to you see you soon..

dana