zod
My TestimonialsJune 17, 2005
Zod is such an ass, arrogant, no eyelashes, no frontal lobe, no lips and he will definitely turn me into a cheap doily if he ever regains his Martian powers. He does have a hell of a dewlap, and the chicks really dig him.
Do not resist his advances, he made the asteroid belt, he tamed the wild vorhaltek of nir vallis. We have a love/hate symmetry, I hate raspberries, he hates me and so it goes... rbwally
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I am the deposed former supreme ruler of Mars. When I created the asteroid belt,(I vaporised the planet of Sram, they just did EVERYTHING ass-backwards)the high priests of Sram cursed me,(actually one of them had just smashed his thumb hanging a picture of Debbie Gibson and was cursing the wrong end of the hammer--bass-ackward but, it turned ME into an Iguana and left me stranded on this flabby blue ball. But I'm not bitter about it and I assure you that when I regain my powers and turn earth into an asteroid belt and return in triumph to Mars, I shall be quick and merciful about it. I shall spare the short blondes but that raveboy guy I can't stand. I'll turn him into a cheap paper doily and leave coffee rings and beerstains on his filligreed ass for eternity....For now, I really like raspberries and humidity.
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The Dauphin muses...
if it weren't for raspberries and hot little blondes we'd ERASE this shabby train wreck of a planet! Aack, keep forgetting iguanas can't sweat, so hot in here, must go swimming, it helps us poop too...
Sat, July 30, 2005 - 1:06 PM
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A bit bored, which is hard to achieve as we are an iguana and are genetically programmed to sit idle for hours without blinking. Thinking about taking anger management classes but apparently are TOO FRIGGIN SHORT and NEED TO BE A HOMINID i.e. a stupid effen human. Crap that PEE-OHS our little green heine! Well, anger is an energy and we really haven't tail-whipped anyone in a few months...New shipment of organic raspberries coming in, mmmm....
Sat, July 30, 2005 - 12:59 PM
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